Sep 15, 2008
Sep 14, 2008
Ang Misteryosong Louis Vuitton II
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Sep 13, 2008
Ang Misteryosong Louis Vuitton
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Saturday, September 13, 2008 1 comments
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Mga Kakaibang Kombinasyon
Sigurado akong nakakain ka nang tuyo at kamatis..gamit ang iyong kamay.. kapag hindi pa..eh di nagkakamali ako. Masarap na combination ang tuyot kamatis, tapsilog o maskilala sa tapa sinanggag at itlog, mangga at bagoong, at marami pa. Pero marami din akong alam na kakaibang pagpartner nang pagkain..
champorado at tuyo.. best results when eaten during signal number 3-10
Patis and rice.. actually okay lang ito, kaso ginagawang sabaw nang pinsan ko yung patis kaya kadiri.
indian mango dipped in toyo,sili, at asin
extra gravy and extra rice (sa Popeyes lang may gravy, kaya lang mahal ang kanin)
pancit canton with rice
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Saturday, September 13, 2008 0 comments
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My Different Kinds of Prens Part Two
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Saturday, September 13, 2008 0 comments
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My Different Kinds of Prens Part One
Ang "Sugo" ay ang kalbong kaibigang laging lumilitaw pag may lakwatsa ang barkada.. Ito ang tipong mahilig magpalibre dahil ayaw gumastos, nagtitipid upang makarenta ng chinese niya. Ang mga sugo ay mahilig din magtapat ng pag-ibig sa crush nila kapag sila'y lasing, at sisigaw sigaw ng "I'm fucking drunk! I'm in love with you.. Drunk men never lie" every 5 minutes. Malaki rin nga pala ang boobs ng sugo (Note: Lalaki ang Sugo). Isa sa mga advantage ng may kaibigang Sugo ay ang libreng Gatas galing sa man boobs nito, ngunit kailangang lagyan ng nutella, dahil medyo maalat-alat pa ito, dahilan na rin sa hinde pagligo.
Nariyan din naman ang kaibigang palageng nandyan para sayu, ikanga a friend that is always there for you. Mas kilala siya sa aming barkada sa palayaw na "keso", siya ang laging takbuhan nang barkada tuwing kinakailangan nang kotseng panglakwatsa. May oras pa ngang handang handa na ang barkada para pumunta sa mall at maglakwatsa.. ngunit hindi pa nila naitatanong kund pwede ang kotse ni "keso", ang palagi nilang nasa isip ay palage namang pwede ang kotse ni keso.. nang tinawagan nila si keso kung pede ba kameng umalis.. ang sagot ni keso ay oo, solve! Ang mga "keso" ay mga taong mas lalong kilala bilang mga taong napaka-galante pag dating sa mga chix, todo bigay yan..lalo na pag maganda ung chicas. Ngunit etong "keso" na to, sobrang mahiyain din naman paminsan pagdating sa mga chix, sayang ang pagkamagandang lalake. Pero kahit ganun, malakas pa din tama nang mga chix sa kanya.
Masayang magkaroon nang isang kaibigang bakla, lalo na kung ito ay makulit. Palagi sigurong tawanan ang buong barkada pag may kasamang bakla na napakakulit at napakalakas magpatawa. Ngunit ang isang taong ito..na-itatago na lang naten sa pangalang.. JUAN CARLOS CASTRO..para hinde sya makilala..para na rin sa kanyang privacy., ay hindi naman yung tipong baklang lage nakapagpapatawa nang barkada dahil sa kakulitan nya..kaya sayang. Ngunit masarap tong pagtripan..todo laugh trip kada napagttripan ito nang barkada. Kahit hindi namen siya kasma..siya pa din ang topic namen. Kahit saan, kahit anong pinaguusapan. Siya ung tipong tao na magaling magluto, has a fashionable sense of awareness(tama ba ung phrase?ewan), magaling sa babae(nakakarelate kasi..they share the same crushes and problems with love life sa mga boys). Pero masasabi kong..boring siguro ang barkada pag wala kayung gantong uri nang kaibigan.
Ang Dilim ay isang kaibigang maasahan.. lalo na tuwing gabi.. dahil kapag gabi ay invisible na ito. isasara lamang niya ang kanyang bibig at ipipikit ang kanyang mata ay invisible na siya (Note: glow in the dark ata ang kanyang eyeballs at ipin) Pwede na siyang magnakaw ng shawarma sa gitna ng gabi kapag si Sugo ay gutom na.
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Saturday, September 13, 2008 0 comments
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Mga Bagay Na Nakakaasar
- Nananahimik ka lang, nagdodownload ng pri muvi sa sendspace, tapos biglang lumabas, VIRUS DETECTED TROJAN downloader. Putang ina yan.
- Parang may malaking kulangot sa ilong mo, tapos nangulangot ka, hindi mo naman nahanap, nakalmot mo pa yung loob ng ilong mo kasi mahaba kuko mo. yan. tangina, dumugo.
- Tatalon ka ng building, tapos may gagong naglalakad papuntang trabaho na nadaganan mo, siya tuloy namatay. tarantado e noh? hindi tumitingin sa taas.. tanga tanga..
- Tumatae ka. Tapos tumawag crush mo, sinabi ng pinsan mong maliit, "tumatae si kuya e"
- Taeng-tae ka na. Tumakbo ka pauwi.. nakaabot ka nga, nasa loobka ng CR, tapos di mo mabuksan yung button ng pantalon. Anak ng Tipaklong.
- Nag-order ka sa Burger King ng burger, sabi mo walang gulay. Pag uwi mo, nakita mo meron -- Una: mumurahin mo yung gagong nagbigay sayo. Pangalawa: tanga ka pala e, dapat chineck mo bago ka umalis. bobo
- Naligo ka nung umaga, nagdeodorant pagkatapos. Nung hapon, may katabi kang PATAN.. simunghot singhot ka pa, TANGINA ikaw pala yun. Punyetang deodorant. it let you down.
- Nagiinuman kayo sa bahay ng kaibigan mo. Madaling araw na, tagay pa rin. Naubos na yung beer, may isang natira. nag-agawan pa kayo at nagsuntukan. Ikaw ang nanalo, nakuha mo yung beer.. tapos pag inom mo, ma-asim asim at mainit init. go figure..bwahahaha
- Nadapa ka habang naglalakad. tangina, enough shame na yan..
- Gumawa ka ng isang entry sa blog mo na akala mo ay nakakatawa.. tapos ang unang comment sayo. CORNY.. nice
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Saturday, September 13, 2008 1 comments
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Sep 12, 2008
Yakkks Ipis
Walang Katapusang Pangiipis
May kakaibang ugali ang mga ipis sa tinitirhan namin ngayon. Mahilig makinood ng tv. Sabi sa Google, ganun lang daw talaga, attracted ang mga ipis sa screen ng tv. Imposibleng ganun lang ‘yun. Kulang na nga lang ipalipat sakin ‘yung channel. ‘Krrt… krrtt… Badoodles, madaling araw na, palipat nga sa channel 100, ‘yung may bold’.
Pano ba gigiyerahin ang lahi ng mga ipis? Waepeks na kasi ang paggamit ko ng Pifpaf spray. Binabalewala lang ng mga ipis ang spray kaya tinigilan ko na din. Pag nag-iispray ako, para lang silang mga adik na tumatakbo paikot-ikot ng kabahayan pero di naman namamatay. Immune na yata. Mamya makikita mo pang nag-oorgy sa harapan mo na parang nasa taunang Woodstock concert sa Amerika. Taenang mga totnakerong sanamabits. Tinigilan ko na ang pagbili ng Pifpaf. Ano sila sinusuwerte? Ako tagabili ng pampa-high nila. Kung gusto nilang magpakaadik, bumili sila ng sarili nilang Pifpaf spray.
Ano ba talagang silbi ng mga ipis? Bakit ba sila ginawa ng Diyos? Alam naman ng Diyos na ‘bad’ sila at wala silang ibang pupuntahan pag namatay kundi sa impiyerno lang.
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Friday, September 12, 2008 1 comments
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10 Bagay na Kinakakatukat ng mga Lalake
1. Lola na naka-plunging neckline at naka-sexy shorts na pagala-gala sa mga malls.
2. Maging shaggy hair. ‘Yung sa gilid na lang ng ulo tinutubuan ng buhok.
3. Babaeng palaka. Palakain. Palautos. Palasaway. (Palakan… , hinde nakakatakot ‘’yun, okay ‘yun)
4. Hindi na tigasan ang pototoy.
5. Malaman na kumerengkeng sa iba ang asawa nila.
6. Thinning hair. Ang pagnipis ng buhok na kelangang suklayin lengthwise na parang si Donald Trump ng The Apprentice.
7. Matinik sa lalamunan at mamatay sa katakawan.
8. Makatanggap ng death threat habang nagmamasturbate.
9. Mabulag dahil sa kaka-masturbate.
10. Ma-basted.
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Friday, September 12, 2008 0 comments
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Sep 11, 2008
Mamang Tsuper ng Tawasul Taxi
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Thursday, September 11, 2008 1 comments
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Ang Mga Katutubo ng Mockamore Marina Mall
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Thursday, September 11, 2008 1 comments
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Sep 10, 2008
Marina Mall Swimming Pool este Skating Rink pala

Posted by Boyce Avenue at Wednesday, September 10, 2008 0 comments
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Sep 8, 2008
Ang Babae na Namimili ng Pasalubong a Carrefour
Habang nasa pila, tumingin siya sa akin at nginitian ako. Hindi ko napigilan na magtanong, pero hindi naman ako tsismoso, mahilig lang ako mag obserba.
Ako: Bakit ang dami mong biniling sabon?
Bigla akong napaisip. Sa totoo lang, hindi naman lahat ng lahi ay sanay na magpasalubong. Pero likas na sa mga Filipino ang maging maalalahanin.Ang mga Filipino, galing man sa ibang bansa o hindi, ito ay isang kaugalian na para bang napakalaking kasalanan kung dadating ka na wala kang bitbit man lang. Bigla ko tuloy naalala ang mga kamag anak at kaibigan ko na nagbigay nang pasalubong sa akin. Ang isang tito ko na nanggaling sa amin(baguio), binigyan ako nang iilang suman. Naisip ko mayroon din naman noon doon sa greenhouse. Pero iba ang lasa nang suman na galing talaga doon. Mayroon ding nagpasalubong sa akin ng keychain, at alak.
Lalo akong nakakarelate ngayon sa kwento ng pagpapasalubong nang ako ay nasa ibang bansa na. Sapagkat ako ay uuwi sa March para magbakasyon, ako ay nagsisimula nang maglista nang ipapasalubong ko sa mga piling tao. Iyon lamang maaalala ka at maisama sa listahan nang pasasalubungan ay nakakataba na nang puso. Doon mo pala marerealize kung sino ang unang naiisip mo at ang mga taong hindi mo magagawang kalimutan.
Kaya ikaw (at ako rin!), it doesn’t matter kung ano ang matatanggap mo. It’s really the thought that counts. Kaya nga ba, bibili na ako nang maraming maraming sabong Lux bilang preparasyon sa pag uwi ko. Heehee. Biro lang.
May naisip ka bang kwentong tungkol sa pasalubong? Ano ba ang magandang ipasalubong sa mga kamag anak, kaibigan, at iba pa?
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Monday, September 08, 2008 1 comments
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Mga Cab Driver na Pinoy sa Abu Dhabi

Also the old cabs are being phased out. Kaya naman pakonti ng pakonti na sila. The same way that the government phases out old buildings (unlike in the Philippines that old buildings are presumably regulated, substance over form, until the building actually collapsed hahahaha). Majority of the cab drivers are Pakistanis and Indians who actually are here for almost a decade and some more than a quarter of century, that left their home to make a living through driving (un lang ang alam gawin). I am thinking and would definitely be amazed to find out that they do profit from these as drivers. As you probably know, there’s a pool of oil in the Gulf. Hence oil, gas and electricity are oddly 90% cheaper here than in the Philippines. With that, they are collecting an average of AED 5 (PhP60) per route. Sounds like Philippines’ rate? A PhP25-route is actually possible here. That’s in Abu Dhabi. Remember, in Dubai cabs are skyrocketly metered. It’s almost 300% higher there. Unbelievable, but true. Now you can draft your analytics how the cost of living differs between the two emirates.
Hindi natin alam kung ano ang mangyayari sa mga old cab drivers. Siguro eh magaaply din sila sa bagong taxi companies o di kaya eh uuwi na lang. The franchise to operate new taxis are awarded to seven companies last year. Phase out plan will be for three years which already started. The new cabs metering is 25% higher than the old ones. With the benefit of well-groomed driver (in a uniform) and of course the new car/unit. The drivers of these new cabs are Indians, Nepalis and Pakistanis in a better version (if you know what I mean).
And here’s the unexpected news-turned-live reality. One of the seven companies which were awarded a franchise actually hired 200 Filipinos to be drivers. There are 50 of them hitting the road by now, may mga nakita na ba kayo?.
Increase in OFW attributable to Filipino cab drivers
Filipinos were preferred by Tawa-Sul Car Company because they (a) are responsible (b) are most hygienic of all nationalities (c) have most agreeable rate to the car company (d) whatelse?
As these kababayans hit the road soon they’ll be surprised that there’s (a) no traffic in Abu Dhabi, 2 minutes IS heavy traffic (b) a disadvantage if you have a dog nose (like me!) that you should refrain breathing from the nose or else you’re gonna die from the human pollution (ah, um, ang baho talaga nung iba!) (c) that they’d wish Filipino lang ang passengers nila
They should learn the basic Arabic, Hindi, etc., i.e. directions at least
Kabayan, more than hitting the road with care, you should treat your passengers and other drivers (car owners and cab drivers) so well. Especially if it’s a local. Kahit ikaw ang tama, wala kang laban sa batas nila. As in.
Long live Abu Dhabi, mababango na ang mga cab drivers. Drive so carefully.
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Monday, September 08, 2008 0 comments
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Sep 7, 2008
Catching the Abu Dhabi Free Bus Service
...is a nightmare. It's Ramadan, and i have to take the free bus to go to work. Why? because, taxi's usually dont take passengers heading to marina mall from 5pm onwards. If you have to work at six, you should be leaving your place as early as 4pm in order to get to the nearest bus stop and hop into the 4:30 service, if you miss it, then sorry, because the next trip is like 7:20, so you're late. The nightmare does not end there, once you get your seat (if you're lucky) people from different walks of life, starts conversing at their own languages, talking about different topics, some talks about rent increase, some about their loans others about their boss and so much more. It is so irritating specially when you are sweaty wet because of the very humid weather.
So I switch on my mp3 player and listen to the songs that ive downloaded 5 hours ago. hoping that no more passengers will hop in. Im just wondering, why do the driver keeps on getting passengers even though the bus is about to explode. Whew its really jammed pack that you cannot even breath properly because of the very pungent and putrid aroma (hehehe) coming out from the bodies of the ever industrious laborers.
After 45 minutes of gruesome ride, bus no. 32 finally arrived to its destination, Marina Mall. Yehey, people starts to run down from the bus, rushing, and i dont know why, as if the bus will self detonate in 10 seconds and they have to do whatever it takes to save their lives hahaha.
I hope some concerened people from the department of transport will read this blog and add some more bus 32 so everybody using this service will be freed from physical and mental abuse.
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Sunday, September 07, 2008 1 comments
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Sep 6, 2008
Boyce Avenue Photos
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Saturday, September 06, 2008 0 comments
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Sep 3, 2008
Boyce Avenue Music Videos (youtube)
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Wednesday, September 03, 2008 0 comments
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Boyce Avenue Song Lyics
Boyce Avenue All The While lyrics
Boyce Avenue So Small lyrics
Boyce Avenue So Small lyrics
Boyce Avenue Shadow Of The Day ) lyrics
Boyce Avenue Beautiful Girls - Stand By Me lyrics
Boyce Avenue So Much Time lyrics
Boyce Avenue Find Me ) lyrics
Boyce Avenue Umbrella lyrics
Boyce Avenue Hate That I Love You lyrics
Boyce Avenue Shadow Of The Day lyrics
Boyce Avenue Lovestoned lyrics
Boyce Avenue All The While lyrics
Boyce Avenue Hear Me Now lyrics
Boyce Avenue So Much Time ) lyrics
Boyce Avenue Tattoo-no One-where Is The Love lyrics
Boyce Avenue Apologize lyrics
Boyce Avenue Beautiful Girl lyrics
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Wednesday, September 03, 2008 0 comments
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Sep 2, 2008
About The Boyce Avenue and Their Musics (free download)
Posted by Boyce Avenue at Tuesday, September 02, 2008 2 comments
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